Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.
(Source: snotsparrow)
‘Who did you buy this from, young man?’
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I died.
(Source: have--not)
(Source: m0rtality)
My mom was yelling at my brother so he grabed the vacuum, turned it on and goes “what I cant hear you!” and walked away..